If you’ve poked your flat brim into a streetwear store lately you know that dad’s old boat shoes are now sharing shelves with dunks and chukkas. It’s about time the phenomenon—as all must these days—spawned a collaboration. And so in honor of the traditional Sebago Dockside’s 40th anniversary, Paris boutique Colette sprinkled the shoe with its trademark blue accents and then Jack Spade dipped the toes into bright orange paint, because why the hell not? Sure, they may look ruined to your dad, but tradition still holds: no socks! $240 www.colette.fr